GRRRRRRrrrrrrrr......

This is my motto....for now.

In this life, I'm a woman. In my NEXT life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with THAT!!

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When you're a girl bear, you birth your kids (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP....gonna be a bear!!!!